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I've long been intrigued by the idea of a button popping contest. What do you all think this would entail?

Measure each contestants waists, give them shorts 2 or 4 inches too small. Stuff them until the buttons pop.
For an easy contest, sewn on buttons.
For hard, riveted jean buttons.

Having popped the buttons off 4 pairs of shorts in the past few months I think I could easily win the competition