FatDave:Here's a kinky weight-gain game you can play with yourself in your pursuit toward obesity.
Do laps around your house, but at certain points set out plates of junk food/fast food where you stop and eat them.
Trick that former athletic body of yours into thinking it's getting back in shape, then shortly after load yourself up with calories from delicious junk food.
Bodyofwater:Another iteration of this would be to bring snacks to the gym, clearly eating more than you're burning.
FatDave:That's hot as fuck actually. Makes me want to bring McDonald's to the gym next time I go.
Fatboy44:I just brought McDonald’s to the gym with me and the looks I got made me feel like such a fat pig. I loved it. Of course I got even more McDonald’s after the gym. Gotta make up for those burnt calories
FatDave:Now that's dedication
. Might make a reputation for yourself there as the McDonald's guy.
Something else you can do. Going on the treadmill? Instead of drinking water, maybe bring a thick chocolate frappe or milkshake.
if anyone gives you side eye just explain you're carb loading