I haven’t updated on this thread in awhile because I haven’t really had any too embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions. I bought a bunch of new clothes back in October/November and I made sure to buy them baggy. But I’ve once again outgrown most of them.
Anyways onto the embarrassing thing that happened today. I was eating at the buffet and I was wearing stretchy jeans and a button up shirt. I knew they were tight but thought they would hold up. I guess I ate more than I usually do and didn’t realize how much I would bloat up because on my 3rd plate I leaned forward and the first button on my pants popped open. I knew my shirt was still covering it so I didn’t try to button again. I got up and got my 4th plate and when I sat down the 2nd button on the jeans popped and the zipper went down. I tried to do them back up but couldn’t get it so I tied my jacket around my waist and went to the bathroom to attempt to fix the issue there, but they still wouldn’t budge. I finally gave up and on my way back to the table got another plate. I then went onto have 2 plates of dessert. On the last one I was struggling but wanted to finish. I took a deep breathe and a button on my shirt popped, which was actually the first time that happened to me. It was then I decided I should probably be done. The only issue was if I put on my jacket to cover it, then the bottom of gut and undone pants would be clearly visible. So I just rested my arm across it and made my way out to the car as fast as I could. Luckily I was by myself but I don’t know if any of the other patrons noticed. So in the end I popped not one, not two, but three buttons. That’s probably some kinda record right?
Anyways onto the embarrassing thing that happened today. I was eating at the buffet and I was wearing stretchy jeans and a button up shirt. I knew they were tight but thought they would hold up. I guess I ate more than I usually do and didn’t realize how much I would bloat up because on my 3rd plate I leaned forward and the first button on my pants popped open. I knew my shirt was still covering it so I didn’t try to button again. I got up and got my 4th plate and when I sat down the 2nd button on the jeans popped and the zipper went down. I tried to do them back up but couldn’t get it so I tied my jacket around my waist and went to the bathroom to attempt to fix the issue there, but they still wouldn’t budge. I finally gave up and on my way back to the table got another plate. I then went onto have 2 plates of dessert. On the last one I was struggling but wanted to finish. I took a deep breathe and a button on my shirt popped, which was actually the first time that happened to me. It was then I decided I should probably be done. The only issue was if I put on my jacket to cover it, then the bottom of gut and undone pants would be clearly visible. So I just rested my arm across it and made my way out to the car as fast as I could. Luckily I was by myself but I don’t know if any of the other patrons noticed. So in the end I popped not one, not two, but three buttons. That’s probably some kinda record right?
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