Clothes padding

I doubt I would ever try going out in public. I did think about it before, though, and decided I would have to dress like one of those Somalian women. They cover up fully. The only reason it would work is because I pad in a way to have wide hips. I am absolutly in love with the pear shape!! As a dude, that would look wild, thus making their style of dressing the perfect cover-up.

Here's one for you. I was dressed up as a slightly overweight woman. I've been thinking of going out for a long time. Had a massive fight with my girlfriend. I decided to walk down her street. So here I am, walking down the street, coming closer to her house and out walks my girlfriend, with her ex-boyfriend!!!!!
Quick U-turn and got out of there. Relationship ended soon after that when she went back with ex-boyfriend.

Shoulda been my street😉