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Hi, I've been in this world for a while but recently I decided to start earning and I still can't afford to buy heavy cream so I was wondering if butter is a good substitute, and if so, how to eat it?

PS: I want to become a fat man

What’s your favorite thing to eat?

for accessibility butter

Okay.. then I guess go eat raw butter… idk what to tell you here man. Heavy cream and butter won’t make you magically fat, eating what and enjoying what you love consistently will. You can add cream and butter to things, but if you can’t process all that excess fat in your diet it’s just a waste… I’ve gained like 200 pounds and I’ve never eaten raw butter or drank more than like a pint of heavy cream (I did it once as like an experiment)

how long did it take you to gain 200 pounds

Just ... cook things with butter. Butter your toast. Cook your food with butter, put it on your pancakes. It's really easy.

I would advise against drinking melted butter. Not only does it taste gross, drinking lots of oil will give you the runs.

I couldn't image eating it just by itself. I remember having a little bit right from the fridge as a child. I thought it would be good because it always tasted good on toast or popcorn.

I felt so betrayed.

In 2018 I weighed 240 I’m now closer to 440 lol but a hundred of that was since last august.

Rest in Pepperonis. Who knew something so good could taste so gross on its own.