Oh here's a fun fantasy I just came up with- space travel for the super obese.
If you've seen my pics, you know the size of clothing my bae has to wear. They'd literally have to invent a new kind of space suit to fit her. Then build a special double-wide seat to get her on the ship. Then reduce the crew by two people to compensate for her weight.
Once in orbit, she'd have so much fun feeling weightless with her rolls of fat flopping around in zero-g. Though she might be disappointed by the lower quantity and quality of space food.
Reentry would be hard.
Astronauts exercise constantly to keep their muscle tone up. She's doing no such thing. So when she gets back to Earth she's completely immobile. A crew of people have to get her out of her seat and roll her out of the spaceship on a cart, while the news crews take pictures and videos of her mountainous lard rippling. Headline: WORLD'S FIRST MORBIDLY OBESE ASTRONAUT
If you've seen my pics, you know the size of clothing my bae has to wear. They'd literally have to invent a new kind of space suit to fit her. Then build a special double-wide seat to get her on the ship. Then reduce the crew by two people to compensate for her weight.
Once in orbit, she'd have so much fun feeling weightless with her rolls of fat flopping around in zero-g. Though she might be disappointed by the lower quantity and quality of space food.
Reentry would be hard.
Astronauts exercise constantly to keep their muscle tone up. She's doing no such thing. So when she gets back to Earth she's completely immobile. A crew of people have to get her out of her seat and roll her out of the spaceship on a cart, while the news crews take pictures and videos of her mountainous lard rippling. Headline: WORLD'S FIRST MORBIDLY OBESE ASTRONAUT
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