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When we started dating, SHE had a terrible issue where her body temperature was dangerously low. We went on dates, and suddenly she 'd faint and get seriously ill. Her gut was getting too cold. She hard to wear special girdles to keep her tummy warm.

Not anymore.
With my loving care, she's become so fat she hasn't thought about keeping warm in years. Her blubber does all the work for her and she's thrown all her girdles away.

I've always been more comfortable during the fall/winter than in the warmer months.

I prefer the cold. You're at home, warm, with a blanket over your head and a hot chocolate in your hand. The cold is cozier (?) idk

I think the best thing about the winter is a good excuse to have mulled wine anytime of the day!

Yea the heat sucks. Moving to a colder part of the country has helped me our, as well as when I fatten up a women the cold weather helps too being inside all warm and eating fattening foods, while it's below zero outside.

I'm so used to freedom units that the below zero thing made me do a double take.

Amen to that sister

Amen to that sister

The best part about moving to Colorado was winter! I can't stand the heat. Cold weather can't come fast enough as far as I'm concerned. I sweat so much when it's hot outside. All this blubber insulates me too well!

I think the cold is much better and being able to throw a blanket over me and eat until I look like sushi haha.