Thepiggygirls:
Food is always my best friend but there has been some times it has certainly betrayed me! By this I mean my many near death encounters which involved my overwhelming love or maybe gluttony for food. So not the few times I've gotten food poisoning because that's not really my fault, even if the restaurant did seem sketchy and the food weird but i ate it anyway, or the time I didn't cook the meat thoroughly enough at the buffet.
No these instances I would've died from just my pure gluttonous urges. One of them was a time I was driving home and from the mcdonalds to home was about 15 minutes, I was halfway through my drive but could not possibly imagine waiting any longer... so I took out my big, saucy, bigmac and began attempting to eat it. I think it may have even been with both hands 😅 while still driving and controlling the wheel! safe to say I almost ended up in a ditch and that was the last time I attempted eating something quite so big when driving. I tend to stick to smaller burgers when I know I'll be driving now and they always go down a treat!
The other time also happens to involve mcdonalds. I was incredibly hungry and my mcdonalds had survived the drive home this time and so starving and gluttonous I begin to quickly jam my fries into my mouth. I'm chopping along until suddenly I'm feeling my body reacting, it's making me lurch and I realise my throat it clogged! I quickly get my throat cleared and it luckily was not caught for long. But everytime I have these encounters I always think it'd just be so like me to die from a chip or eating a big mac, my gluttony will probably be the death of me... one way or another!
Can't enjoy yummy treats when you're a corpse.
That said, if you are driving and you absolutely cannot wait to eat, pull over. If you get in a wreck because you can't wait to eat, you can take someone else with you.
Last thing you want is to drive through someone's living room and take out the entire family all because you wanted a burger.
