Letters And Numbers:
If Abe Lincoln had been really fat, maybe he would have survived the assassination attempt and guided the country through reconstruction.
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Lincoln was shot in the skull behind his left ear. I don't think anyone, even someone 2,000 lbs, is fat enough to withstand that.
Letters And Numbers:
Maybe JWB would have been so distracted by what a handsome big dude he was that he never would have pulled the trigger, huh?
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Yeah, I can get behind this.