Fat experiences

Went to the movies, and the theater had heated recliners with little fold-out tables for snacks. I ordered pretzel bites with beer cheese, boneless chicken bites, and a personal pizza, but I had to balance the food on my belly because I'm too fat to fold out the attached table. This is why, in addition to buying two seats for me on our honeymoon travel, we also reserved a front row. Otherwise, depending on the layout, my belly might end up mashed into the seat in front of me.

I went to a coffee shop by myself yesterday and took me a minute to sit down because besides the classic checking if the chair will hold me i wanted to sit in a couoh area to read but wasn't sure if i could fit between the couch and the tables (i did but bumped the table with my belly going in and out)

I am so envious! I want to double all of this an MORE!!!!...Until I can't move...lol, ha ha.

raising my arms out n the Botton of my belly showing daily now

And of course I always have to go again after taking a shower. I can’t twist, as well as from being fat but because I have a lumbar fusion and have lost a lot of flexibility.

My shower head has a handheld attachment as well as the main head able to be turned off. I turn it off, set the handheld to stream, and get in the shower even with my shirt and glasses on, not getting them wet.

The point is I use it like a bidet. Of course I can’t do this when I’m away from home. I just pray I don’t have to drop a deuce.

As they say, the struggle is real.

The need to sit next to an arm rest on couches. If you know, you know. 😄

Welp it happened today. One of my female coworkers asked me if I was pregnant…

In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…

But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)

Cannot believe ppl are still doing this in the year 2024. Who does that??

I went for breakfast this morning, squeezed my gut into a booth. I probably should have gone to a table with chairs, but I love tight booths.

When I finished and got up to pay, it was even tighter than before I ate. I swear after finally freeing my belly, I felt it go "boing" and jiggled.

I imagine the booth won't be an option soon, but I love it so much so I will enjoy it while I can.

Ha, saucy! I love it! :-)