Fat experiences

I was standing in a coworker’s office. When I went to turn and leave, my ass swept everything off his desk. His response was, “hey! Watch where you put that thing!” It was so hot I had to leave and go straight to lunch to stuff myself even more.

I went to eat to a buffet with a friend of my just a while ago. After eating multiple plates full of food I must have complained about how full my belly was because he commented something like "and I thought you were quite full before even eating anything" with a confused yet rather amused expression on his face. But I just laughed it off and so did my friend 😆