Fat experiences

not me but when my ex bruised her chin, her sister jokinly said thats ok cuz she has 2

...wwhen you go to a restaurant and the hostess seats you at a booth, but when you go to get it in you can't fit cause your belly's too big and you have to ask for a table. Then you realize you like the attention and start asking for booths all the time!

When your belly is so big, you can't touch your belly button when sitting down.

When your "fat cousin" comes to visit and she has lost 190 lbs and now weighs 110 lbs and you used to be 300 lbs last time you saw her and now weigh 448 lbs.
She had to snap a few pics and email them to her husband.

448. You are Wow! My Good Friend.

Thanks Jazz.
Up 10 down 10 seems to be normal for me.
I feel huge lets just say that LOL

Having my hubby come shopping with me more often this summer as I don’t want to park and walk from the parking lot. Love being dropped off at the door!

People have given up trying to get you to lose weight.

real

1)Any car you get in creaks when you heave you weight into it
2) You're too heavy for a grocery store scooters
3) You have to trade cars AND get pedal extenders because you outgrew your sedan
4) You can't reach your own belly button
5) There are no brick and mortar stores that carry your size, and you have to order everything online
6) You need reinforced furniture
7) A whole cookie sheet is stable sitting on your belly
8) You have to sit at a bit of an angle at most tables because you otherwise wouldn't be able to reach your food with such a big gut
9) You go through body lotion like water because there's so much surface area to cover
10) You need the thermostat set on 66 because your obese body gets hot so easily