General

Never heard of using executive as a euphemism for fat. How does that work?

Doing a checking educate, my friend.

It's just a funny was of saying I learned something from you.

You are indeed ~

Marbled

I was partial to "well-fed"

portly

I'd say soft or doughy would be among my faves!

That said, my absolute favorite one is anything similar to "like a blimp", especially if it's after a big meal!

Some people have an objection to the word "obese" or the descriptor "morbidly obese", but I've always loved them. To me, it's the differentiation between being a big girl and being comparatively larger than the vast majority of people. I'm currently about 571, and I'm short, so I value the morbidly obese designation. A lot of calories went into this body to earn it!

Niiiiiice

My partner loves it when I call him "obese" or "morbidly obese" in the bedroom.