Stuffing

For my wife, the latest was the chocolate. I got two whole bars of cacao with novel favors that we could share. They vanished in literal SECONDS as soon as I turned my head away.

I couldn't even be mad. Big girl's gotta eat, and they're doing good use filling the world with more of herself.

Definitely would be the time we were at a party and there was a bread bowl/cobloaf which was left unattended... it disappeared in minutes and everyone came back to the food table confused 😭🤣

Two footlong Subway sandwiches. Thry didn't fill me up at all.

That's what I think pretty much every time I finish one now but the first time I really felt that was a couple years ago when I ate around 6 classic Cinnabon buns from Cinnabon (duh) I know it wasn't much but I was shocked when I was done since it was around 5000 calories

Oh my god - mad respect. Those things are so calorie and sugar dense that I get the shakes after eating just ONE. Well done!!!

Probably when I devoured 40 hotdogs in one sitting