Fat experiences

So goddamn hott 🔥

1)Any car you get in creaks when you heave you weight into it
2) You're too heavy for a grocery store scooters
3) You have to trade cars AND get pedal extenders because you outgrew your sedan
4) You can't reach your own belly button
5) There are no brick and mortar stores that carry your size, and you have to order everything online
6) You need reinforced furniture
7) A whole cookie sheet is stable sitting on your belly
8) You have to sit at a bit of an angle at most tables because you otherwise wouldn't be able to reach your food with such a big gut
9) You go through body lotion like water because there's so much surface area to cover
10) You need the thermostat set on 66 because your obese body gets hot so easily

When all your tshirts keep riding up slightly when u get up and sit down

I have ten more, LOL. (These aren't hard when you're 573 pounds!)

11. You're wearing a pair of shorts, but no one can see them when you sit because your pot belly and back rolls obscure them.
12. You have to stay in the water at the pool, not just to beat the heat, but because you're weary of sitting on pool furniture.
13. A pool raft pops (in the water) under your weight.
14. Your belly button flattens out from all the visceral fat pushing against it.
15. You need mobility tools (grabber, clothing hook) to get dressed.
16. Your bath sponge is on an 18 inch extender.
17. You have to remove the shower door and install a curved curtain rod because you got too fat to turn around in a confined space
18. You have no choice but to use the accessible stall in a public restroom because of your size
19. You've cracked a ceramic floor tile stepping heavily on it.
20. Olive Garden usually brings couples three bread sticks, but the server automatically brings six to your table for two (knowing you'll still ask for more later, because after all, they did say "endless".

BONUS: You ate SO much during a 2-day Thanksgiving feast, your fiance, a VERY hard core feeder, implores you to take a break because "I'm worried something might happen to your internal organs".

You know your fat when your furniture and mattress has a permanent indentation from when you spend countless hours sitting around being lazy

My latest discovery: when the XL life jacket, no matter how tight I pulled the straps, won't come close to closing and I had to get the XXL/XXXL. 😳🤣 (Pic now in profile.)

Wenn Chairs you sit on start making noises ' 😘

probably when it start to hang from ur body rolls and rolls of it - when it stops wobbling and starts to sway

The big thing for me/us. Bought a cheaper mattress & within a few months, we returned to the store because we wore it out with in a few weeks. Got another cheap mattress & the same thing started to happen. Then realized we had to upgrade to a mattress that would support our combined weight & invested in a Big Fig.

if your friends and colleagues do not ask you if you want to participate in a joint sporting event