4 months
You know you're fat when...
I have ten more, LOL. (These aren't hard when you're 573 pounds!)
11. You're wearing a pair of shorts, but no one can see them when you sit because your pot belly and back rolls obscure them.
12. You have to stay in the water at the pool, not just to beat the heat, but because you're weary of sitting on pool furniture.
13. A pool raft pops (in the water) under your weight.
14. Your belly button flattens out from all the visceral fat pushing against it.
15. You need mobility tools (grabber, clothing hook) to get dressed.
16. Your bath sponge is on an 18 inch extender.
17. You have to remove the shower door and install a curved curtain rod because you got too fat to turn around in a confined space
18. You have no choice but to use the accessible stall in a public restroom because of your size
19. You've cracked a ceramic floor tile stepping heavily on it.
20. Olive Garden usually brings couples three bread sticks, but the server automatically brings six to your table for two (knowing you'll still ask for more later, because after all, they did say "endless"
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BONUS: You ate SO much during a 2-day Thanksgiving feast, your fiance, a VERY hard core feeder, implores you to take a break because "I'm worried something might happen to your internal organs".
11. You're wearing a pair of shorts, but no one can see them when you sit because your pot belly and back rolls obscure them.
12. You have to stay in the water at the pool, not just to beat the heat, but because you're weary of sitting on pool furniture.
13. A pool raft pops (in the water) under your weight.
14. Your belly button flattens out from all the visceral fat pushing against it.
15. You need mobility tools (grabber, clothing hook) to get dressed.
16. Your bath sponge is on an 18 inch extender.
17. You have to remove the shower door and install a curved curtain rod because you got too fat to turn around in a confined space
18. You have no choice but to use the accessible stall in a public restroom because of your size
19. You've cracked a ceramic floor tile stepping heavily on it.
20. Olive Garden usually brings couples three bread sticks, but the server automatically brings six to your table for two (knowing you'll still ask for more later, because after all, they did say "endless"
.BONUS: You ate SO much during a 2-day Thanksgiving feast, your fiance, a VERY hard core feeder, implores you to take a break because "I'm worried something might happen to your internal organs".
3 months
