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You have 6 hours to eat what you want in a supermarket with or without a partner.

What sections are you heading to and what section or area are you planting you butt at and not leaving until your times up?

This is too hard, lol. So many choices.

I'd probably grab the most expensive iced tea and a bag of ice, then go find some appetizers to munch on while cooking up some of the more expensive cuts of steak with some fresh vegetables and the best pasta in the store. Grab some dark beers and enjoy the dinner, then go make a milkshake with Haagen dazs/Ben & Jerry's, frozen berries, and heavy cream to have for dessert with some chocolate cake. After that, probably sip on the iced tea for a while and have some nice cold fresh fruit.

Later I'd probably decide I wanted ice cream again and get something like a haagen dazs pop or or frozen fruit bar.

It would be a dream to just live in a freshly stocked supermarket, almost every choice available and never have to worry about budget or time.

I could eat fresh bread, cheese, pepperoni, and hummus until I burst. Bonus points if the bakery and "fancy" cheese section are next to each other.

I'm letting my sweet tooth run wild. Bakery first, ice cream section next, then making ton s of sandwiches in the bread isle. End it in the soda and alcohol section to get super bloated

I would grab soft drink, on the way to the delicatessen, that is next to bakery, and whole cooked chicken’s section. Yum.

Deli. I'd grab that Boar's Head meat and go to town🤤

...huh...

Honestly, I wasn't aware of that.

That said, I'm gonna have to look up which ones were recalled, because at the grocery store I work at, their deli has Boar's Head, and they put it on the subs. It's like $6.98 for a footlong sub with Boar's Head, which is usually infamous for being expensive.

And the best part is that they'll put whichever meat you'd like one it, and it's the same freaking price!

True, there is indeed a safety recall with that brand. I usually avoid due to price and just get the store brand.
Same thing but cheaper!

Bakery and the deli area is where I'd probably hang out most I love whole foods here in the US and I would destroy that section 1st

I'm going to want to maximize my calories. If I'm binging for 6 straight hours, I'd better be at least a full pound fatter afterwards.

Right at the beginning, I'm going to go to the freezer section and pull out a couple tubs of ice cream, but not eat them. They need to sit out and melt, so I'll get back to them later.

While they're melting, I'm going to the baked goods section to find my favorite pie, then eat the whole thing between chugs of a half-gallon of whole milk. That's hour one.

Hour two I devote to savory treats, loading up on chips and dip between cans of pop, getting through as many of both as possible.

Hour three I switch back to sweets, and force my way through a dozen donuts. By the time I'm done I'm going to be really full, so I'm leaving room in my schedule for an hour of food coma time over the course of hour three and four.

Hour four I go to the section devoted to hot foods to go. I bring my melted ice cream, but I'm still not ready for it; I just want to have it on hand because after I sit down to eat here I'm not getting up again. I eat a dozen fried chicken wings and a plateful of jojo fries.

Hour five I'm going to make my way through at least a pound of mashed potatoes loaded with butter and gravy, and just as much macaroni and cheese.

I'll be full to bursting by the final hour, so all I'll be able to handle from here is the melted ice cream. But I'll drink every last drop, filling every single crevice in my belly with the most fattening treat of the whole binge.

Once it's done, I will absolutely be too stuffed to move, so a couple of people will have to carry me out.

Or better yet, leave me there to sleep it off. I'll start all over again if they let me.