My ultimate goal was to waddle onto the beach in a bikini while carrying a bunch of food and sitting down and stuffing myself in front of everyone.
I bought a stars-and-stripes bikini because that's what our Olympic athletes wear in the hopes that people would think of their slim, muscular, toned, fit bodies and then see my pale porky body overflowing my swimsuit for everyone to see. SO HOT.
I bought a stars-and-stripes bikini because that's what our Olympic athletes wear in the hopes that people would think of their slim, muscular, toned, fit bodies and then see my pale porky body overflowing my swimsuit for everyone to see. SO HOT.
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