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I’ll make sure they setup a nice trough for you.

I'll be super basic and say I'd go in a nb hooters tanktop that's a couple sizes too small just to make sure I'm showing off my tummy (those things were already designed to be skin tight at the right size lmao). Complete with the classic orange short shorts and maybe striped thigh-highs if I can get my hands on a pair long enough for my legs XD

I’d just wear my old letter jacket that my belly hangs out of now and say I’m an jock (who got really really fat) it’s a medium I’m a 5xl

Could you even fit your arms through that? Because your arms are quite large.

They did, but it’s been about a year since I had it on, there’s actually a photo on here. the sleeve was the worst part cause how tight they were on my biceps it Was very tight on the back could only do 1 button at about chest height but the wasit of the coat only went to above my belly button 🤣 Maybe it’s a large I remeber wearing hoodies under it

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I guess Winnie The Pooh or Homer Simpson would be great!

And actually I first thought about Santa Claus but maybe that's not the best option for halloween 😆

You could go as Santa but with a Jack-o'-lantern theme or colour scheme lol

That's true though! 😁

Santa Claus a la Tim Burton style.

Maybe not the version in The Nightmare Before Christmas because that guy isn't spooky at all:

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Maybe something that looks more at home in The Corpse Bride?