Dellus:
I am seeking a fertile young woman that has the drive and desire to gain, swell, and lactate for her family. And be a heavy fat cow wife for her husband. Free to get as big n fat as you like and push out all the babies you want. I would be your farmer lardmaster husband.
Munchies:
This guy makes posts like this all the time. The one bit of relief is that he's too gross for any woman to want him.
Anonko:
Tbh it sounds like the beginning to some Texas chainsaw massacre movie parody 💀
You know, I would watch that.
