We meet online and I motivate you to gain more. We make it interesting: I will book us a luxurious city trip if you manage to gain 100 pounds within 8 months, double of what you had in mind initially.
You have to sprint the last 10 pounds but you make it. You get eager while we make naughty plans and gather supplies.
Last minute, unfortunately, the meetup gets cancelled and postponed by two months, but you don't wanna loose momentum.. You bought all that cream and.. and your new funnel..
On the big day, my flight arrives an hour later than yours. I pick up my card at the reception and head to our room where I find you in all your glory: Huge, pale, covered in fresh stretch marks and sucking hard on your funnel. Even though you surpassed the goal 40 pounds ago.
I unpack the snacks I brought for you and order you room service
You have to sprint the last 10 pounds but you make it. You get eager while we make naughty plans and gather supplies.
Last minute, unfortunately, the meetup gets cancelled and postponed by two months, but you don't wanna loose momentum.. You bought all that cream and.. and your new funnel..
On the big day, my flight arrives an hour later than yours. I pick up my card at the reception and head to our room where I find you in all your glory: Huge, pale, covered in fresh stretch marks and sucking hard on your funnel. Even though you surpassed the goal 40 pounds ago.
I unpack the snacks I brought for you and order you room service
5 months