Body inflation

I have come, but no Mentos, and honestly not a whole lot in the house at the moment. Any tips for a broke bitch who's trying to get bloated to the high heavens?

xcbdfg I DID NOT SEE THAT TYPO @GOD WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LIKE THIS.

Welp, I'm not fixing it now, lol. Let the world see my shame.

I bet you get off on that 🤭

Don't worry, i have done worse typos! Like, writting the word "duck" but misstyping the 'u' for an 'i', inside a battle chat of a videogame.

Thankfully nobody cared 😂🤣

Pretzels and grapes tend to work with soda.