I've written about this before, but thought I would again because I love it.
I had breakfast at my favourite joint this morning. It's always tight sliding into the booths there, but I do it anyways.
I ate a gigantic breakfast. It's listed as 1700 calories on the menu, but that doesn't include the butter and syrup for the pancakes or the cream and sugar in the coffee. I figure it was closer to 2100 by the time all was said and done.
I've noticed that my gut isn't totally pushed up against the table. It has to make its way under to fit properly. My upper belly is what is squished in there.
It was tough getting out. That's the best part.
When I got home, I was walking around with my shirt off admiring my swollen midsection. I looked in the mirror and saw a dent/visible line on my upper belly where it had been pressed up against the table. I've never had that happen before.
I think I'm getting fat(ter).
I had breakfast at my favourite joint this morning. It's always tight sliding into the booths there, but I do it anyways.
I ate a gigantic breakfast. It's listed as 1700 calories on the menu, but that doesn't include the butter and syrup for the pancakes or the cream and sugar in the coffee. I figure it was closer to 2100 by the time all was said and done.
I've noticed that my gut isn't totally pushed up against the table. It has to make its way under to fit properly. My upper belly is what is squished in there.
It was tough getting out. That's the best part.
When I got home, I was walking around with my shirt off admiring my swollen midsection. I looked in the mirror and saw a dent/visible line on my upper belly where it had been pressed up against the table. I've never had that happen before.
I think I'm getting fat(ter).
2 days