Bigwidegirl:
Recently I got too round and fat to get out of a booth that I broke bc I'm so heavy, it took six men to help me up and then my shirt was showing off my rolls as I finally got up and I could barely fit thru the door leaving. A group of elders said if you weren't such a porker then maybe you wouldn't be so fat, you should be ashamed of yourself. When I finally got into my car I was famished and went thru three drive thru's to get more food.
Sounds like a dream come true in public 🤤
Need to find myself someone like this!