I finally did something I thought I'd never be able to do again, and I broke 62,000 calories in one day.
Even as much as I've been stretching my capacity lately, this was almost more than my body could handle. I continued to bloat throughout the night, and my husband repeatedly massaged and patted my belly to ease the pressure. This is overly personal -- but he also had to assist me with peeing, because I was unable to stand for about 6 hours.
When I finally made it to the bathroom with great effort and some help, I stepped on the scale. With food weight and fluid retention, I must have exceeded the scales 699.8 lb limit, which means I crammed more than 30 lb of food inside.
I've called out today. Even though I work remote, I'm going to need a rest. Keeping myself comfortable isn't easy when small movements are very difficult.
As we always do, we kept a running total of everything I ate and drank. I have to say, this list isn't for the faint of heart.
1 dozen scrambled eggs with 2 pounds of jalapeno cheese - 4,400
One dozen heavily buttered biscuits - 3,600
Three jars of Oui yogurt - 540
1 gallon of chocolate milk - 3,400
Two cans of Mountain Dew - 340
16 oz. Jar of peanut butter with honey - 2,600
5 bananas - 525
Three cups of cranberry juice - 430
Two seafood alfredo entrees - 2,900
Six breadsticks - 900
2 cans of Sour Monkey beer - 580
Family size bag of Oreos - 2,500
2l of Dr. Pepper - 960
12 slices of cheesy garlic bread - 1,800
2 12-inch loaded burritos - 2,900
2 glasses of milk - 300
1 Key Lime pie - 4,100
6 High Calorie Ensure meal replacement drinks - 3,000
1 box of Cheez-its - 1,650
1 quart of fried rice - 1,180
2 large crispy orange chicken entrees - 3,420
6 spring rolls - 900
Large sweet tea - 220
1 Large McDonald's strawberry shake - 850
1 Large McDonald's chocolate shake - 800
3 Big Macs with extra cheese - 1,905
3 large fries - 1,494
3 Ranch sauces - 330
2 double McChicken sandwiches - 1,080
40 piece chicken nugget - 1,770
5 Creamy chili dipping sauces - 550
1 gallon of Milo's sweet tea - 1,710
6 chocolate cupcakes - 1,860
1 Large cheese and mushroom pizza - 3,100
1 Large Supreme pizza - 3,800
Total: 62,394 calories
Even as much as I've been stretching my capacity lately, this was almost more than my body could handle. I continued to bloat throughout the night, and my husband repeatedly massaged and patted my belly to ease the pressure. This is overly personal -- but he also had to assist me with peeing, because I was unable to stand for about 6 hours.
When I finally made it to the bathroom with great effort and some help, I stepped on the scale. With food weight and fluid retention, I must have exceeded the scales 699.8 lb limit, which means I crammed more than 30 lb of food inside.
I've called out today. Even though I work remote, I'm going to need a rest. Keeping myself comfortable isn't easy when small movements are very difficult.
As we always do, we kept a running total of everything I ate and drank. I have to say, this list isn't for the faint of heart.
1 dozen scrambled eggs with 2 pounds of jalapeno cheese - 4,400
One dozen heavily buttered biscuits - 3,600
Three jars of Oui yogurt - 540
1 gallon of chocolate milk - 3,400
Two cans of Mountain Dew - 340
16 oz. Jar of peanut butter with honey - 2,600
5 bananas - 525
Three cups of cranberry juice - 430
Two seafood alfredo entrees - 2,900
Six breadsticks - 900
2 cans of Sour Monkey beer - 580
Family size bag of Oreos - 2,500
2l of Dr. Pepper - 960
12 slices of cheesy garlic bread - 1,800
2 12-inch loaded burritos - 2,900
2 glasses of milk - 300
1 Key Lime pie - 4,100
6 High Calorie Ensure meal replacement drinks - 3,000
1 box of Cheez-its - 1,650
1 quart of fried rice - 1,180
2 large crispy orange chicken entrees - 3,420
6 spring rolls - 900
Large sweet tea - 220
1 Large McDonald's strawberry shake - 850
1 Large McDonald's chocolate shake - 800
3 Big Macs with extra cheese - 1,905
3 large fries - 1,494
3 Ranch sauces - 330
2 double McChicken sandwiches - 1,080
40 piece chicken nugget - 1,770
5 Creamy chili dipping sauces - 550
1 gallon of Milo's sweet tea - 1,710
6 chocolate cupcakes - 1,860
1 Large cheese and mushroom pizza - 3,100
1 Large Supreme pizza - 3,800
Total: 62,394 calories
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