Stuffing

You're right. I ate 6 bagel sandwiches around 11am and a large pizza around 1:30pm.

I guess I'm just going to get fatter. 🤣

For some reason I don't think you're too disappointed with that possibility 😏

No, I'm definitely not! I hit 31,200 calories today with no effort at all. That included 4 lb of Ore Ida french fries loaded with cheese and doused in a bottle of ranch. My belly is swollen, and getting up is difficult, but I am able to walk and make it to the restroom. I'm pretty drowsy too, and I feel like I will sleep well tonight.

You're incredible! They say sleep after a big heavy meal is a great way to pile on the pounds!

I'm pretty sure the pounds are piling on regardless, since I feel like a swollen ball and can't stand for more than two minutes because my gut is so heavy.

I'm already at 27,000 calories today, having eaten until I blew out a seam in my last pair of leggings. Because I haven't really given my body a break, my belly has absolutely ballooned, and it's itchy from stretching so rapidly in less than a week.

I mights actually be full! The area around my belly button is numb.

Total: 59,790 calories

1 Quart Orange Juice: \(\approx \) 540 calories.
Half Gallon Chocolate Milk: \(\approx \) 1,600 calories.
16 Large Egg/Cheese/Sausage Tortillas: \(\approx \) 6,800–5,500 calories (2 dozen eggs + 2 lbs cheese + 8 sausages + 16 tortillas).
12 Pieces Heavily Buttered Texas Toast: \(\approx \) 3,000 calories.
Bowl of Watermelon: \(\approx \) 100 calories.
12 Bagels with 1 Quart Cream Cheese: \(\approx \) 5,000 calories.
2 Liters Mountain Dew: \(\approx \) 900 calories.
6 Fully Loaded Baked Potatoes: \(\approx \) 3,500 calories (butter, sour cream, cheese, bacon).
1 9x12 Pan Meatloaf: \(\approx \) 3,000 calories.
1 Gallon Sweet Tea: \(\approx \) 1,600 calories.
6 Taco Bell Supreme Soft Tacos: \(\approx \) 2,000 calories.
32 oz. Diet Pepsi: 0 calories.
Family Size Doritos + 1 Pint Sour Cream: \(\approx \) 2,500 calories.
1 Bag Oreos: \(\approx \) 2,000 calories.
32 Chicken Tenders + 8 Cups Honey Mustard: \(\approx \) 6,000 calories
5 lbs Fries + 2 lbs Cheddar Cheese: \(\approx \) 7,000 calories.
3 Sour Monkey Beers (approx): \(\approx \) 1,000 calories.
1 Chicken Tikka Masala Entree: \(\approx \) 1,200 calories.
2 Chocolate Filled Croissants: \(\approx \) 1,200 calories.
1 Gallon Milk (Whole): \(\approx \) 2,400 calories.
1 Large McDonald's Milkshake: \(\approx \) 1,000 calories.
3 Big Macs: \(\approx \) 1,650 calories.
6 Large Fries: \(\approx \) 3,000 calories.
1 Large Hormel Pepperoni/Cheese Platter: \(\approx \) 1,500 calories.
1 Gallon Lemonade: \(\approx \) 1,800 calories.
1 Glass Cabernet Sauvignon: \(\approx \) 150 calories.

That is quite the list of food! Going to try and eat another 3000 calories to top your 62,000?

I'm definitely still eating. I plan to keep going until I feel fit to burst. I can't wait until my new scale gets here Friday... Ordered since I'm too heavy for my old one.... Because I can't imagine how much weight I've gained since I hit 700.

If you keep this up, I imagine you'll be 730-740 by Friday

Now I'm so engorged I can't even sit up or take a full breath! Even with layers and layers of belly fat, the top of my gut is tight as a drum. I truly wish I could weigh myself right now, but even if I hadn't outgrown my scale, my hopes of getting to the bathroom would be zero.