Fat experiences

When you burst out of the pants your same age and height friend lent you for work.

When leaning forward is so hard because your belly is blocking your thighs from going any more.

You know you’re fat when:

-You get winded climbing up the stairs when the elevator is out of service.

-You can no longer tie your gym shoes; you have to wear slip in shoes like Skechers.

-You could barely squeeze into a restaurant booth.

-You can no longer see your feet because your belly is in the way.