1. Trap door at the entrance leading to tank filled with those dynamite sharks from the Batman movie.
2. A trained henchman with a bear trap for teeth who obeys only me.
3. Outside of my inner sanctum, a racially mixed group of three 60's-like girls who know martial arts lounges on pleather sofas.
4. A giant wall of video monitors. No idea what would be displayed on them, but its a necessity.
5. A secret escape route that leads directly to a major river, snow-covered mountain slope, or space rocket (depending on the location of my lair.)
6. Interrogation room with restraints designed to hold invading secret agents. There would also be a rack of polished surgical instruments in the same room, possibly including a speculum.
Oh wait, these are supposed to have a feeding element to them right? Never mind, back to the drawing board I guess.
2. A trained henchman with a bear trap for teeth who obeys only me.
3. Outside of my inner sanctum, a racially mixed group of three 60's-like girls who know martial arts lounges on pleather sofas.
4. A giant wall of video monitors. No idea what would be displayed on them, but its a necessity.
5. A secret escape route that leads directly to a major river, snow-covered mountain slope, or space rocket (depending on the location of my lair.)
6. Interrogation room with restraints designed to hold invading secret agents. There would also be a rack of polished surgical instruments in the same room, possibly including a speculum.
Oh wait, these are supposed to have a feeding element to them right? Never mind, back to the drawing board I guess.
15 years