I have been having my usual Christmas fantasies...
Making tons of Christmas cookies for a holiday festival and then eating them all.
Eating bowl after bowl of cookie dough and have it expand in my belly.
Riding with Santa on Christmas Eve and eating all the cookies for him.
Going to holiday parties and eating all the food on the buffet.
But then this year two new fantasies have popped into my head.
1. I am working at a store and they have ordered 100 fruit cakes. Since nobody likes fruit cake it's Christmas Eve and there are 98 fruit cakes left in stock. The manager says we can't throw them out, but can't leave until they're gone. I get mad and start to eat them. They are a bit stale and rock hard and very heavy. They land in my stomach and feel like bricks. I manage to swallow about 45 of the fruitcakes and lean back, rubbing my heavy swollen belly. My coworkers rub my tummy and begin to feed me the rest of the fruitcakes. I protest, but they keep shoving them in. Finally every fruit cake is gone into my belly. I am crying from the pressure inside. My belly is so big and heavy it rests on the floor and I can't move.
2. I buy a package of "Magic Elf Candy" guaranteed to "Tickle your tummy" I show my friends and we all think it's really cute. Later on I eat the whole package of candy at once. It doesn't taste like much and I am very disappointed. I forget about it until later on that night when we're all sitting around watching TV. There is a news story about Magic Elf Candy. They're interviewing several people with huge strange shaped bellies. "People who ate the candy have had a problem with elves forming inside their stomachs and building villages" the commentator announces. The video shows doctors examining the stomachs with the elves inside, singing, laughing and building homes. they show sonograms and x rays. "There is currently no way to safely remove the elves." the story ends. "Hey, isn't that the stuff you bought?" my friend asks. "You'd better throw it away!" I rub my belly carefully, "Too late, it's already in here."
Needless to say the elves begin working in my tummy...
Anybody else have some Christmas fantasies?
Making tons of Christmas cookies for a holiday festival and then eating them all.
Eating bowl after bowl of cookie dough and have it expand in my belly.
Riding with Santa on Christmas Eve and eating all the cookies for him.
Going to holiday parties and eating all the food on the buffet.
But then this year two new fantasies have popped into my head.
1. I am working at a store and they have ordered 100 fruit cakes. Since nobody likes fruit cake it's Christmas Eve and there are 98 fruit cakes left in stock. The manager says we can't throw them out, but can't leave until they're gone. I get mad and start to eat them. They are a bit stale and rock hard and very heavy. They land in my stomach and feel like bricks. I manage to swallow about 45 of the fruitcakes and lean back, rubbing my heavy swollen belly. My coworkers rub my tummy and begin to feed me the rest of the fruitcakes. I protest, but they keep shoving them in. Finally every fruit cake is gone into my belly. I am crying from the pressure inside. My belly is so big and heavy it rests on the floor and I can't move.
2. I buy a package of "Magic Elf Candy" guaranteed to "Tickle your tummy" I show my friends and we all think it's really cute. Later on I eat the whole package of candy at once. It doesn't taste like much and I am very disappointed. I forget about it until later on that night when we're all sitting around watching TV. There is a news story about Magic Elf Candy. They're interviewing several people with huge strange shaped bellies. "People who ate the candy have had a problem with elves forming inside their stomachs and building villages" the commentator announces. The video shows doctors examining the stomachs with the elves inside, singing, laughing and building homes. they show sonograms and x rays. "There is currently no way to safely remove the elves." the story ends. "Hey, isn't that the stuff you bought?" my friend asks. "You'd better throw it away!" I rub my belly carefully, "Too late, it's already in here."
Needless to say the elves begin working in my tummy...
Anybody else have some Christmas fantasies?
13 years
