Professor Fatology wrote
The comedian gabriel iglesias who's known for "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" suggests 6 levels of fat--
(from lightest to heaviest) "Big," "Healthy," "Husky," "Fluffy," and "DAMN!" A sixth level, dubbed "OH HELL NO!", was added later. He sells up to 6xl size t-shirts on his website--in addition to the t-shirt I'm uploading, there's also one that reads "Real Men Have Stretch Marks" along with some other ones like "The Fat and the Furious"
In a word, want hahaha