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Hahahahahahah at the nair story LOL
The first time i tried to give head was on this guy called Robbie in a tent while we were camping, but Id drank almost a whole bottle of vodka and .. well.. I threw up .. on him... and his sleeping bag
and then we dated for like a year LOL

That sounds awful and depressing :'(

I hope so. Lol

Something similar happened to me except I had just eaten tons of pizza. I didn't want to give him head, he kept asking and begging me to, so I went down once. Then threw up on his um yeah. Then end.[/quote]

Hahahahah OMG SO DID I !! I actually wrote ' and then i threw up.. on his penis' but backspaced it in case I ruin any chances of dates on here hahahaha it was sooo mortifying but funny now bahah thats what they get for pressuring us LOL

lol, theres always one who thinks if a girl has never orgasmed they can "fix it" for them. xD

same here...

This one was not sex, just attempt to have one, but I still think of it as funny.

I was freshly in-between the relationships. So there was that new guy on the beach party (which was mostly moon-lighted and with a small fire, no other source of light). As the time passed by, the atmosphere and alcohol did they work. So we started making out in the dark. And then decided to look for some more privacy.

We walked to my home, also through the dark, sporadically stopping to kiss. Next we went into my appt, still in complete darkness. I just put my computer on, with some psychedelic screensaver playing the 'special effects' - that was all the light.

And then was my first ONS about to happen...
NOT!
Half way to it he said he has to go home. I thought *wtf?* and continued. Than he said that he would like nothing more but to stay, but still has to go home, otherwise his parents will go mad.

Than I had my first lucid moment that night, haha, and turned the light on. I asked hem: how old are you? He said: 16. Next week.......:o

He was ca 10 yrs my minor and I didn't even notice .
I still remember thinking: No way, this sort missjudgement happens only to guys, not girls!

first time....1hr and 45....was pretty legit

Careful, you're going to turn one guy into a whole line, oh, too late, 3 and counting lol. (would i be an ass if i was to join as the fourth?)

Hahahahah god Kid A cant believe you didnt even shave for poor Bleak and he naired his man parts and all bahahah

Hahah of course you werent, Kid A doesnt have weird long stringy pubes hahaha