Gaining

So let's say you've passed the Wall Test (see fantasyfeeder.com/cms/infusions/forum/view-thread.php and are looking for another weight gain milestone.

The Floor Test


1. Get down on the floor on all fours.
2. Does your belly touch the floor?


If not, you can measure how far you have to go by piling books on the floor and seeing what size pile you need for your belly to touch the top book.

Pics of someone taking this test would be awesome.

me too!

That's good, because it sounds like you have eight more now...one for each book!

Shoot for mouse!

That suggests yet another test: The Getting-Up-Off-the-Floor-After-Trying-the-Floor-Test Test!

I like it!

Congrats!



Yeah, that's the next test, the Not-Being-Able-to-get-Back-Up-After-Taking-the-Floor-Test test. If you can still get up you've got work to do!

*thought I'd posted here* Pass the wall test, don't pass the floor test. I didn't have any books or rulers handy when i tried. Must try again.

Nice, but how thick are they?

Three books.

Stephen King's The Dark Tower (Final book in the series of the same name)

Stephen King and Peter Straub's Black House

And Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

All thick tomes, altogether I'm 6 inches away from my belly resting slightly on the floor while on hands and knees.