Because I was born with the magical ability to suck the colour out of things and soon I will be so colourful while everything else in the world is gray and boring and THEN I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
MWAHAHAHA
No but seriously, my sister, when she was much younger and a lot less evil, said 'Jade you look like you've eaten a rainbow, you're so colourful' and it made me smile so I use 'Jadeeatsrainbows' for most things which need a username.
12 years