The perfect meal would need variety. I think first it would have to be cocktale hour so a large gin and tonic please! For the Food let's start with crispy bruschetta and a anti pasta plate. And say it's in the spring, a glass or two of a rose would go just perfect. If its warm out a chilled tomato soup would be lovely. Lots of heavy cream in there to round out the flavor, and my belly. Bread of course to get the last of the soup out.
The main course, how about fresh pesto gnocchi with a whole fire and brick roasted chicken, steamed and buttered veggies a rich whipped mound of potatoes, Ceasar salad, bread and butter and zin to pull it all together.
Now I don't think I'd be stuffed yet so better have a couple of desserts. Poached pears with cracked peppers and blue cheese in a cream reduction sauce with a ice wine would be a good starter dessert. Followed by a lush heavy English Pudding to really weigh down my tummy. Not sure what to drink with that maybe a gentlemen's port.
I'm pretty sure by now I'd be stuffed but if not, id could always go hit up taco bell and get the bell grande meal.