Gaining

Yeah... you would!

Softie,
I think you definitely have a gf that is a nurturer or a gf that wants a chubby fella. Just enjoy it while it last...have you ever tried to turn food away? if so, what is her reaction?

I know!!! This is good...
Next time she is over at your place and she needs to use your computer, have a few windows left up and have one of them FF!
Then she might get the hint, better yet maybe she will make a profile when she gets home and start using FF.

...no don't do any of that, I agree with Ms.rubyripples. It is a surefire way that forces her to tell you one way or the other and takes the camel off.