Extreme obesity

I'm only 390lbs, but I look super sized and I'll be there soon.

Assuming you also consider SS to be 400+

I think Super-sized status should really be when the circumference measures greater than your height. As it's a more proportional thing. (i/e someone who's 6'6" and weighs 300 pounds would look much less fat than someone who's 5'9" and weighs 300 pounds)

The big boys can be a bit timid. You'll just have to tempt us out of hiding with lots of brownies and cheesecake.

I'm such a brownie addict, and a cheesecake fanatic. Two of my favorite desserts. Offer me those (pan of one and a whole cake of the other) and I'd be putty in your hands.

I'm a little over 300 now but my goal is to be over 500 one day. I want to get too fat to wipe my butt or masturbate on my own.