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Any bbws here.

I want to spend a £100,000 on making you fat, but dont worry ill also pay for the weight loss surgey after wards.


(Also in fakes section For obvious reasons)

But i thought you said you wanted a feeder!!!

Sorry my mistake but at least the birds in the garden are happy.

lol...Hey tubby ASL?

Youve got guts

- *feeds you 98lbs of extra meaty meat feast pizza with extra cheese and extra meat* (I'm a vegetarian haha)

and

- wow I would eat you alive


:o

lol

I never get pick up lines... :/


But I'm sure it's super annoying, as I have heard, when you just get

"Hey! Whats up?!"

You don't bother to reply (As I wouldn't either I'm sure)Then, later that day:

"Hey! Get my message?!"

And so it begins....


lol

Every 5 hours a new message from the same guy acting or thinking "She must not have gotten my message, who wouldn't reply to me?!"


"Hey sexy, I'd love to chat, maybe meet. Talk a nice romantic walk down the beach one day, stars and moon high in the sky. And when that moons hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... I'll make sure you eat the whole thing piggy"

Hmmmm, I doubt that would work. haha

Oh man.