Drink Cake Batter mixed with Ice Cream and 2% milk. The batter alone is 1800 to 2200 calories. The milk and ice cream combine for a good flavor. You can get a good fattening 2500 to 4000 calories without cream.
AND since you'll be mixing you could gradually introduce some cream into the mixture. Just a half pint. Someone I help was drinking cream nearly straight and ran into similar difficulty with queasy stomach. Today she put a half pint into a cake batter shake and drank 5060 calories in shake alone plus food stuffings.
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