You find yourself struggling to remember what your feet or genitalia look like.
You're squeezed like a sausage skin in your XXXL pants.
You learn to truly appreciate the comfort of disabled toilets.
You constantly hear, "Sorry sir, we don't stock your size."
You find yourself wondering when Big Macs got so small.
You're squeezed like a sausage skin in your XXXL pants.
You learn to truly appreciate the comfort of disabled toilets.
You constantly hear, "Sorry sir, we don't stock your size."
You find yourself wondering when Big Macs got so small.
8 years