Gaininglove:
9000 calories a day. After calculating and subtracting the average 2000 calories I burn a day, I found that it would be a gain of 14 pounds in one week.
That's a lot of math, and it assumes all calories are the same, and you can calculate how fast your body burns them.
I may have gained 14 lbs in a week at some point, but it's certainly not sustainable... I think you would be better at concentrating on increasing your stomach capacity so that you can eat more, and you'll feel hungrier more quickly.