There's a swimming hole near me I like to visit, well actually it's the whitewater center for the 1996 Olympics. On the weekends it's filled with rafters and kayakers, but on the weekdays the water is diverted for making electricity, turning the whole area into an amazing swimming hole.
Before I get there I make a quick stop at the Sonic drive-in for a burger. After that I get some fries and a hot fudge sundae. They aren't very big so I can eat 3 easily. It's a hot summer day so I have to order each ice cream seperately so they don't melt- I feel bad about making the car hop bring me 4 different orders while I stuff myself so I make sure to leave tips each time. Before I leave I order the largest size milkshake they have and head to the swimming hole.
There is a paved sidewalk that runs along a few miles of the now-dry river, littered with swimmers and sunbathers. I park at the lowest parking lot, take my shirt off, grab my towel, huge milkshake and a bag of snacks, and walk all the way upstream to the uppermost swimming area. My stomach is so full from my ice cream binge I feel like I ate a watermelon whole. My shorts are all super tight from having gained weight recently, really accentuating my gut.
Through my dark shades I can see every snicker and stare that people make as I strut up the sidewalk with my belly stuffed as can be from eating too much ice cream. Why I crave that I'll never know. I usually lay around for a bit eating snacks and trying to tan my white belly before I head back, once again passing all of the other sunbathers and swimmers.
I can't wait to go this year, I've been gaining since last summer.
7 years