TheWhipHand:
Some people have started implying or even calling my bf fat to my face, but they stopped when I said, "You're right, he is a fat little thing," but I wink and smile. When they have said something to his face in front of me, I parted his belly and said, "That's right. He's been so good." The most blatant was my cousin who complained about his weight. And I said, "If I didn't want him that way, I wouldn't have fattened him in the first place. And you're getting plenty plump yourself. So...glass houses."
Great responses! Kinda takes the wind out of their sails when you turn their insult into a compliment. I’m sure it makes your bf feel better too.