Stuffing

any foods and drinks to bloat/stuff quickly would love help because i dont have soda at the moment

What is a cake shake?

Just don't put the eggs in... your prolly shouldn't be eating raw eggs

I'm curious about the blueberries and beer trick.
Does it just cause the carbonation to release quickly or does it make some other reaction?

I have tried most of these stuffing/ bloating tricks but it doesn't last. I want to feel a slightly painful bloat that lasts at least 20 minutes. The cake shake thing is the only one I haven't tried. I am still stuffing/ bloating because (as much as I like to) gaining weight worries me. I have health issues. Any recommendations?