PinkyDear:
You know you are fat when restaurant hosts no longer offer you a booth.
You know you are fat when places on your body that use to be two feet apart touch.
You know you are fat when the waitress isn't surprised by your big order.
You know you are fat when you've outgrown necklaces.
You know you are fat when you take up the space of two people on the sofa, bed, etc.
You know you are fat when it takes a good bit of effort to get out of bed or off the sofa.
Hmmmmm
Sounds like you're speaking from experience~