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"the ham"

I usually try to work out a few times a week. But I'm also in my 40s and sporting a belly. I've put on about 20lbs this year, some muscle. smiley LOL! During lockdown, I've been in sport shorts and topless a lot.

Now, I have pre-teen, twin boys. This week, one of them comes up, grabs my belly, and calls it "The Ham". I laughed, and... was I embarrassed? He explained that I've got the hamstrings workin' for me, my shoulders are the tough pork chops, and the belly is the ham.

omg

Perhaps we shall call this summer, The Growing of The Ham. LMAO!

(I feel x-ray eyes peeking at my fantasies, what the hell!!) Hahaha!!
5 years