As I become more of a dedicated feeder, there's something I enjoy about those awful tabloid weight-loss propaganda "horror stories."
Mostly because all the stories they tell are things I recognize, but in a positive light. Stuff like "SHE KNEW SHE NEEDED TO LOSE WEIGHT WHEN SHE COULDN'T GET OUT OF THE BATHTUB ON HER OWN!"
Yeah, that happened to us. Except we both started laughing because it was so cute and funny. And we vowed to save a little more money, because it's clear we need a new house. She's gotten too fat for the house.
2 years
