Fat experiences

When you come back from a week long business trip 10 lbs heavier, and the contrast between your belly and your partner's belly did not change...

Or when the two of you come back from a Cruise and she tells you she can't believe she gained 15 lbs in such a short time, and you have no idea what she is talking about until she takes off her dress (she had only dresses with her) and show you that she can barely get her Jeans over her butt, not even trying to button it up...