Morbidly A Beast:
So last night as I laid down to sleep with my stack of Oreos I heard my bed make a crash sound I thought nothing of it figured it must’ve been my bed settling or something, turns out i broke a board in my box spring now my bed in the middle sinks super low. So I’ve been out shopping for a bed today Ordered a new one. But when I got home I sat in the chair in my garage and broke the wheels off. I’ve never really broken stuff like this before just everything happens at once I guess lol
I love how whether it’s from gaining lots and lots of weight, or having intense sexy times, breaking a bed is just hot whichever way you slice it. Congrats on this happening to multiple pieces of furniture all at once
