Fat experiences

It was a few days ago I was coming back from the grocery store with my friend and when I got home I unlocked the door, me and my friend had decided to make a run for a chair that I had bought at Walmart, as I said we had made the run and then I won. By the time I caught my breath after running the chair broke under my weight and I found myself on the ground. of course me and my friend laughed at that lol

Well this one is probably not the funniest of all time but atleast quite recent. While ago I was in a bar with my friend having some drinks and such. I wore a button up shirt that normally fits well, but because I was somewhat bloated, it sit tightly. So of course a button popped open and on top of that I let out a small burp. I think we both laughed about it a little and then ordered an another round.