Fat experiences

Hey! Just curious- does anyone have any specific recommendations for all inclusive resorts or cruises where I can stuff my face with food and drink with the goal of gaining as much weight as possible? Think, like a hyperbolic time chamber for getting fat?

Really don't know why I've never considered this but it's kind of perfect. Just looking for advice! Affordability is also on my mind here.

You might want to list a minimum duration, budget and maybe broadly where you live.

I've seen some places where the cost was high enough that it would be cheaper to just go self catering and just pay for the food separately and/or a relatively short duration.